OK, I'll admit I haven't been keeping up with my Jeremy Renner stalking over on the fan sites.

But how did I NOT KNOW that he fathered a child?

Baby girl, born back in March. Ava Berlin Renner. And the mother is half his age. Buh. Just buh...

Have I mentioned lately how awesome my friends are?

I meant to post this last night, but forgot. For my birthday, fionaniconnor had a birthday message posted just for me over on the Woman this is Jeremy F***ing Renner Talking Tumblr.

I have the bestest friends! <3

(And yes, I would definitely break out the wench garb for Jeremy!)

fionaniconnor and I went to see Jeremy Renner in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters last night. It was the first time I’ve seen a 3D movie, and only because I didn’t have a choice of a 2D showing. I haven’t dared try watching a 3D movie because I usually don’t react well to weird camera tricks. At Canobie Lake they have a sort of faux IMAX dome where they show ( Read more... )

I taped Jeremy Renner on Letterman last night and watched it on the DVR when I got home tonight. When he was on Jimmy Fallon the other night he just could NOT sit still. The boy was fidgeting during the entire interview. He was much more calm last night. I wondered what they were going to talk about. Letterman quizzed him about working with ( Read more... )

According to US Weekly Jeremy Renner is going to be a daddy. Now, celebrity gossip mags come in two flavors, ones that the celebrities actually talk to and can be trusted to have fairly reliable information, and ones that just make shit up to sell magazines. US Weekly falls right about in the middle, sometimes reliable, sometimes not. But in ( Read more... )

Friday at lunchtime I walked over to the Maul to attempt to have lunch with fionaniconnor. I say “attempt” because she had a customer (of course) and then when she got free, someone else came and she couldn’t leave the kiosk to take her break. I finished my lunch, and swung by for a hug. And to check out her neighbor’s leopard-print panties… Hee! The trip ( Read more... )

Cats
I’ve had Tard the Grumpy Cat on my Tumblr bookmarks list for a while now. But all the sudden this week he’s popping up all over the place on my friends list and on Facebook. I’m particularly fond of his Christmas look. I think he’s adorable. And not just because Grumpy Cat totally looks like Jeremy Renner.

Dogs

I bark at pants.

He did ( Read more... )

After watching four different Daniel Craig movies this weekend, I’m starting to think that I might have a “type” for my Hollywood crushes after all. Because I’m seeing a few similarities between Jeremy Renner and Daniel Craig ( Read more... )

My brain is a strange place. Odd things pop into my mind. Sometimes they just have to be shared....

[Separated at birth? Kermit and Hawkeye.]
Separated at birth? Kermit and Hawkeye.

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(almost)SFW, because that's how I fucking roll women!

http://thisisjeremyfuckingrennertalking.tumblr.com/post/33018885642/woman-i-think-you-fucking-challenged-us-to-come

Whooo! \0/